morningelvis:

tenetson:

Remy from Rattatoullie says gay rights!

please put some respect on patton oswalt’s name

jehovahhthickness:

If I had to listen to this, so do y’all

c-bassmeow:

that-twink-over-there:

thickness-protection-program:

coochi:

thickness-protection-program:

im-the-batmann:

navigaero:

coochi:

yung-starbucks:

coochi:

votee-for-pedro:

coochi:

Yall are actually hospitable to y'alls hookups??? I never even let mine use the bathroom with the door closed. I’ll be damned if I let a fag steal my $30 vitamin C serum.

either that or take them to a p*rk in the d*rk sis 🌃🌙👀

And have mosquito bites on my taint??? No thanks

Idk maybe because I’m from Florida… but I can’t nut unless there’s mosquitos succin on my gouché 😌

Idk why God keeps letting you survive hurricane szn

those mosquitos letting my hole HAVE it

Malaria looking at y'all’s mosqussies like

Mosqussies??? Excuse me?!

vonspe:

“Magic can kill. Knives can kill. Even small children launched at great speed could kill.”

— Zevran Arainai (Dragon Age: Origins)

morningstar21:

Go for it guys

candygarnet:

gattomeows:

merlot-madness:

It happens this year folks…